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Benedict Arnold

When a sex partner is giving a guy a handjob, the guy ejaculates in their partners hand, then the partner slaps him across across the face with his own ejaculation.
Travis was completely embarrassed when it was revealed his ex-girlfriend had gone Benedict Arnold on him in the bedroom
by yumberlard May 5, 2009
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Benedict XVI

(As of 2007) current occupant of the Throne of Peter. Talks a fair amount about gays in rather shrill tones. Likes to hide behind other powerful men before coming into the limelight, as he did as the author of many of Karol Wojtyla's bulls. Really has a fabulous wardrobe. Last seen slinking around St. Peter's in a pair of ruby slippers, just like Judy. Has a birth name meaning rat-catcher, good job he got his current post so he can shed that skin and emerge from his chryalis transformed into a beautiful butterfly. Most beloved closet queen on the planet. After all, he may come from the backwoods of Deutschland, but deep down he knows, there's no place like Rome, there's no place like Rome (click click) there's no place like Rome.
by Fearman August 21, 2007
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Benedict Arnold

1)to become the biggest traitor in the book

2)to convince one's partner that one is going to do one of the sexual Trinity and then switch to another
1)Lebron James benedict arnolded when he left Cleveland for Miami

2)My girlfriend doesn't like vaginal, so I was givin her tail but then I pulled a Benedict arnold and went vaginal.
by JERKER19 July 19, 2010
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Benedict Nips

When ones nipples are so hard they are in danger of ruining their shirts.
Hey guys check Rich out, he's got some pretty gnarly Benedict nips going on right now.

-Wow! There goes that shirt!
by Zzooma October 7, 2017
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Benedict female

Benedict is the most beautiful woman you’ll ever meet. She brings the sun on a rainy day. She is so creative and will give you a run for your money. Everyone needs to have a female Benedict in their life. She stands by her values and listens to every word you say. She will give you great advice and is as humble as a bee.
She will never bee extinct
by Tongue in cheek February 5, 2021
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Benedict Arnold

The act of switching your Facebook language to English (UK) to avoid the new Facebook layout.
Friend 1: I hate the new Facebook layout, it's so dumb!

Friend 2: If you switch to English (UK) you get the old layout back!

Friend 3: Damn turncoats! You are like a modern day Benedict Arnold, stop your whining and get over it!
by Flawless P September 23, 2011
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Benedict Grundled

When you get a girl to kiss your grundle, holding back your sack & balls - but betray her at the last minute by letting them flop onto her face.
"Baby see how soft my taint is - give my grundle a kiss!"
*flop*
"You benedict grundled me!? I feel so betrayed!"
by mutorcs December 12, 2009
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