A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."
My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"
Me: "Johnny Bench called..."
My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"
Me: "What?"
My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"
Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"
Me: "Johnny Bench called..."
My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"
Me: "What?"
My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"
Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"
by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010
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"Hey did you make Becca mad?" "Yeah and she almost took my head off!" "I told you not to make her angry because you'd have to deal with ALICE."
"Hey did you make Becca mad?" "Yeah and she almost took my head off!" "I told you not to make her angry because you'd have to deal with ALICE."
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Get the Bence mug.1. To discuss the possible quarter-mile elapsed time (E.T.) of a car based on a list of modifcations or horsepower estimate.
2. To discuss the estimated output (in horsepower) of one engine versus another based on lists of modifications done to each engine.
3. To discuss "which is faster?" or "Which would win in a race?" between two cars, based on 1 and 2 above.
2. To discuss the estimated output (in horsepower) of one engine versus another based on lists of modifications done to each engine.
3. To discuss "which is faster?" or "Which would win in a race?" between two cars, based on 1 and 2 above.
by The Hazer September 25, 2005
Get the bench racing mug.A mix between a benchod and bakrichod (my two favourite words!). Usually involves a guy shagging his own sister and a sheep (or goat) at the very same time!
by Dips112 May 28, 2008
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A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.
A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.
Horst, if you mention Oprah Winfrey at the Viking Table again, you'll have to join the ladies at the Wench Bench.
by rabidraptor July 25, 2010
Get the Wench Bench mug.National Becca day is on March 30th. This is a day to celebrate all Beccas, Rebeccas and Beckys. Treat them as if they were Queens. Shower all Beccas with presents! This day comes from the ancient Greek godess Rebecca's birthday. We celebrate all Rebeccas today and treat them as Goddesses and Queens.
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