blinker douche

a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.

Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.

Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.

by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010

blinker day

you have to hit a blinker (on dab pen) on July 2nd

“Yoo man its blinker day! You gotta hit a blinker on the cart bro!”

by wizguy20 June 30, 2023

Turd Blinkers

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.

Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on

by ArrV April 1, 2011

Slow Blinker

Someone who does not have the mental capacity for a job they are doing. This results in them having a blank look on their face and not asking questions while being trained.

What do you think of the new guy?

I don’t think he’s going to make it. He’s a bit of a slow blinker

by 30beforeThirty May 7, 2022

blinkerdick

an individual that does not use their blinker while driving such as changing lanes or turning. an individual that leaves their blinker on when not switching lanes or turning.

goddam look at this blinkerdick !" .. " i know he has yet to take his blinker off

by oggieb July 19, 2010

lane change no blinker

while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.

while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.

by johnny lurline February 17, 2007

blinker beat

Fastest jerk off ever; beating off so fast, by the time you blink, it's over.

Dude, i just need a blinker beat.

by surf_princss March 4, 2011