bedazzled

The act of shooting a load on a girls face then throwing glitter on her face, thus, bedazzling it. Essentially, it's a 'pretty' cum shot.

Man, she was suckin my dick so hard and when I pulled out I bedazzled her face! She still has glitter in her eyes!

by TheBedazzler January 17, 2010

beguzzle

A sexual act between gay men mostly, by which one pounds ones ass, cums in the ass, then sucks out the man chowder.

Last night, I saw my gay neighbors fucking and when they were done ass pounding each other, the one dude beguzzled the other dude.

by Elias Shim Teaze min Belad Zeit wa Zater April 22, 2008

Bedazzled Grenade

A term that means something is the best thing there is.

the best of the best.

Dude, remember that time we got laid by 3 virgins at once? That was totally bedazzled grenade.

by jt the raver September 13, 2009

Bedazzled

When you're doing your girl doggy style and you pull out and cum on her ass cheeks and it looks like rinestones on bedazzled pants.

Dude I was about to bust inside her but I pulled out and bedazzled her.

by Hispanicpancake June 2, 2011

befoozled

Amazed beyond anticipated expectaions

Dude, that blind date last night totally befoozled me

by Michael Milano/Matt Roderick January 19, 2009

Bumfuzzled

The state of being intrigued, captivated, puzzled by something--good or bad--that stays with you after the experience and keeps you wondering how you feel about it, where it's headed, etc. Definitely something that could go either way.

Did you see Lady Gaga's dress last night at the Grammy's? I mean, I get that she's making a statement, but what's got me bumfuzzled is that did it with raw meat, like real chops on her chops, rump roast on her rump. It was like "whoa!," but I'm not sure what it meant or if I really liked it.

My performance review has me bumfuzzled. I got high marks on everything, but then one of the comments was, "Mark is such a good performer, I can't tell if he's giving it his all." What does that mean?

I was at CES, and I am completely bumfuzzled by the new Nokia Lumia launch. I mean, yeah, it's a good phone. But now? I mean, aren't you dead already? No one has a Nokia.

by Sven Mongo March 9, 2012

Befuddled

To be confucion about something or not understand it

The boy was befuddled at the fact on his dad being lesbian and his mom gay

by Winner67 March 9, 2019