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The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!
by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019
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beeterskeeter

A person who beats their beeter like a skeeter
Aidan is a beeterskeeter
by Eat My Hoo Hoo May 29, 2018
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veef beffer

In a game of scribble.io, Smii7y, Kryoz, and Wildcat were guessing words that had been in it. When BigJigglyPanda was drawing a word, Kryoz answered veef beffer. Smii7y and Wildcat were dying laughing.
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Talking beezer

When someone who is at a party usually under the influence of class 'A' drugs ....starts telling other people at the party a story which sounds belivable at first ....but as the story goes on you soon realise that is the most unbelivable made up pile of shit anyone could ever think of.
Hey did you hear that guy at that party last night? ....

'Yeah i heard hes shagged 365 woman and bench pressed 365 kg at the gym ...its amazing!!'

Nah bro ...he just took too many drugs and started talking beezer
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Byeferdinand

Male equivalent to Bye felicia. When someone dramatically declares they are leaving and you couldn't care less about their departure. Their name then becomes "ferdinand", a random jerk that nobody is sad to see go. Their actual name is not relevant because nobody cares what it really is. Instead, they now are "ferdinand".
"Fine! I'll just leave then!"
"Byeferdinand!"

"bye ferdinand"

"Who is ferdiand?"

"Exactly jerk. buh bye."
by Blee21 July 9, 2015
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beeter

is the yeeter's best friend and sidekick
by Dr. Simulacra October 15, 2013
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beefear

the soft lonley patch of hair in between a mans pecs
WHAT IS A BEEFEAR??
by @skyrimlover August 13, 2022
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