1) A TV host that annoyed the public with various "comedy" set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. He has a small hand - a deformation from God to remind us all that we shouldn't profit from others misfortune.
2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
A traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand...
Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
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Get the Snuggle Buddle mug.Tyler Beddoe isn't really a common name for boys its more of a girls name.
50% of our worlds population of girls names are Tyler Beddoe.
0% of our worlds population of boys names are Tyler Beddoe.
Its also a very common name for people with non existent eyebrows, Be glad your not one of those Tyler Beddoes.
50% of our worlds population of girls names are Tyler Beddoe.
0% of our worlds population of boys names are Tyler Beddoe.
Its also a very common name for people with non existent eyebrows, Be glad your not one of those Tyler Beddoes.
Girl 1: Wow! That Tyler Beddoe looks like Voldemort with them non existing eyebrows!
Girl 2: You just read my mind haha!
Girl 1 = Ellisha
Girls 2 = Hollie
Girl 2: You just read my mind haha!
Girl 1 = Ellisha
Girls 2 = Hollie
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Named after British celebrity Jeremy Beadle
Named after British celebrity Jeremy Beadle
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Sam: "Gary gave me a double beadle last night, it was amazeballs.
Terri: "The guy with the tiny hands?"
Sam: "Gary gave me a double beadle last night, it was amazeballs.
Terri: "The guy with the tiny hands?"
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