backstabbing beach

a "friend" that says horrible things about you that aren't true. she will lie over and over again while smiling to your face. she tells people who you like and she doesn't give a sheet. she is a hypocrite who will accuse you of wrongdoing when it's really her. she is the worst friend you can have because you cant trust her.

bonnie to ally: i hate janet. she is so eugh

*next day*

bonnie: hey janet!! i love you BFF!!!
ally: what a backstabbing beach!

by mr.et January 1, 2012

Torrance Beach

Torrance's 1.5 miles of coastline, between the pv peninsula and redondo beach. It's a great surf spot! It's also laid back and peaceful, away from noisy bars and restaurants, has great views of pv, and cleaner than the other south bay beaches.

Johnny: Hey dude, wanna go surfing today?
Jake: Yea man, let's go to Torrance Beach.
Johnny: Torrance has a beach?
Jake: No shit dummy, it's the best in the south bay!
Johnny: Sorry man, i'm an assclown from north redondo.

by three1OH! July 6, 2010

Beached Turd

When someone defecates in a toilet which has very little water. The poo lands on the edge of the toilet basin and is not completely submerged, creating a deadly stank which diffuses beyond the bathroom throughout the whole house.

Man, can you smell that? I think it's coming from the bathroom downstairs... Tina must have left a beached turd in my toilet.

by Catatafish22 July 13, 2011

beach brownie

A beach brownie is the sand-encrusted excrement of a child who, while playing in the sand, digs a shallow hole and deposits his present.

Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."

by Casuarina June 13, 2009

Beach Rat

Someone who is always at the beach, Refuses to work or do anything involving labor, rides a skateboard of some sort or a bike(usually beach cruisers). Usually always at a bonfire on weekends. Smoke weed and Drink..alott. Listen to bands like Sublime and rebelution and bob marley.

Hey wheres Andrea?
Where else? The beach..
Oh yeah that beach rat

by eyyohoee May 4, 2010

Bergen Beach

This place is home to Jared Lerner a kid with a gigantic cock and will fuck everyones mom

Everyone in Bergen beach hide your mom Jared is coming

by Daddykirk69 November 17, 2019

Beach Water

The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week

Lets go chuck it in the .. umm .. y'know .. beach water! Yeah!

by Hades January 3, 2003