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Beat my meat

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀
by Daddy daddy bae November 26, 2018
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beat meat

by poppy head March 29, 2020
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beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.
He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat
by alcrsms November 15, 2017
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"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."
by Lang20 February 16, 2006
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beat meat

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction
His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat
by LG-MAT July 28, 2008
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Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA
Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat
by Memebooois May 16, 2022
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beat the meat itis

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.
“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis
by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022
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