Beat my meat

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€
by Daddy daddy bae November 26, 2018
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beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.
He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat
by alcrsms November 15, 2017
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beat meat

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."
by Lang20 February 16, 2006
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beat meat

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction
His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat
by LG-MAT July 28, 2008
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beat the meat itis

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.
โ€œDoctor sandals i havenโ€™t been feeling too well โ€œ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis
by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022
mugGet the beat the meat itismug.

beat your meat

Go beat your meat!
by jjjjjccccwww January 30, 2023
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