Beanbag

A round, hippo-shaped woman that one could easily mistake for a beanbag.

I sat on the beanbag, but it turned out it was some fat chicks wearing a moo-moo.

by G|23G October 13, 2003

Mexican Beanbag

A scientific term for a very horny Mexican.

Yo look at that Mexican beanbag. He's so horny ese.

by BobWillis October 10, 2008

BEANBAG

AN UGLY OLD MEXICAN WOMAN OR A SPANISH FEMALE FOSSIL

THAT BEANBAG AT THE TACO SHOP SURE IS UGLY, BUT SHE COOKS BOMB ASS NACHOS

by D4RK5IDE October 31, 2010

Beanbag

1: A bag of beans that children throw around in elementary school.

2: A mexican that is very lazy.

1: Teacher, can I have a ball to play with?

No, use a beanbag. They're safer.

2: You hired these people to build a house three years ago! Why aren't they done yet?

I hired beanbag labour.

by TT4:20 July 12, 2010

Chinese Beanbag Chair

Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.

I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.

by tboner1939 May 7, 2010

beanbag syndrome

A state of mind where it becomes impossible to do any chore. Basically, the guy on the beanbag can't be expected to leave his comfortable spot and pass the ashtray. Beanbag syndrome often hits you when you're baked out of your mind.

"Hey, bro, pass the ashtray"
"No point asking him man. Look at him. Total beanbag syndrome."

by Alan-a-Dale September 16, 2013

Human Beanbag

When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations

"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."

by rektx May 22, 2021