Broceries

A gay male has another male sit on his face and eat his booty

Eat the booty like Broceries

by RobRandyTravisChoocha September 24, 2018

Brocedes

The iconic ship name for 7 time WDC Lewis Hamilton and WDC Nico Rosberg

Quite literally a childhood friends to lovers to enemies. They used to be very close friends since their childhood but their friendship ended tragically in 2016, the year Rosberg became WDC and decided to retire.

This could the one of the saddest ships in F1 but they’re also just two men pathetically in love with each other who refuse to be the first to apologize.

Person 1: did you know about Rosberg and Hamilton? I heard they don’t even talk anymore

Person 2: yeah, but Rosberg is always praising Hamilton and shit, he’s like properly in love with him

Person 1: I’m not sure, Hamilton doesn’t even say his name, must be weird, they even live in the same building! How do they avoid each other?

Person 2: Brocedes is so weird I swear it’s just a comedy disguised as a tragedy

by not-my-name June 5, 2023

Brocessity

A necessity to keep up your "bro" status.

If the waves are good and you are in a predicament that will not allow you to go surfing, it is a "brocessity" that you get out of it and go surfing.

by brocessity August 22, 2010

brocelet

The type of bracelet worn only by a "bro". Has qualities that mark it as borderline homosexual.

Dave: Did you see Bryan's new brocelet?
Paul: A brocelet? Shit, it appears we've lost him to the bros.

by Jetty P. January 5, 2009

brocery shopping

when bros go to the grocery store to pick up women

Chad went brocery shopping at Albertsons and met his new gf Amber.

(www.brogirls.com)

by broney June 21, 2011

Brocephus

A total bro-dude that spends every minute of free time drinking protein shakes, bench pressing, and getting ripped. He is also likely to be muscularly the biggest of his group of bro-friends, meaning he is probably the least smart of them and makes up for it with his loud, obnoxious, douchie sense of humor.

When getting a haircut, he asks the hair stylist to also trim his beard because he can't reach his face because of his huge biceps.

*Receptionist - "Who was that guy that came in to get his haircut?"
*Stylist- "Oh, that's just Brocephus, back to get his usual douchie crew cut."

by Ibozeek January 4, 2015

Brocean

Water based location where good friends gather.

We are going to stone cold some stones at the Brocean.

by JayFoxWeinerPizzNhoes October 22, 2012