Jack Bauer

The guy who was man enough to have sex with Terri for the greater good. now we have Kim, the human equivilent of sliced bread

I love jack Bauer so much i bought his daughter over Ebay

by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004

Bauer Hour

The hour in which Jack Bauer graces the Fox Network in the form of 24.

Dude, 10 minutes to Bauer Hour!

by Nina's dead May 9, 2006

Jack Bauer

Head of operations for CTU
Owns terrorists and McLennon-Forester troops

Messed w/ Marwan phone lines, forcing Marwan to blow up the factory.

by Asdquefty March 31, 2005

bauer hour

Another name for the hit show 24. It is called this because of the show's main character, Jack Bauer, who is a counter terrorist agent sometimes for CTU (unless he's busy going dark, faking his death, etc.).

Bauer Hour is from 9 pm to 10 pm on mondays.

by danny_boy June 1, 2006

Bauer's Rule

Bauer's Rule, also known as the Poop to Pot Ratio, is used to determine whether a person is a pothead or not. If the number of times one poops in a day is equal or less than the number of times one smokes marijuana a day, then the person is a pothead.

Person One: Man, he says he never smokes, but he looks like such a pothead.

Person Two: Do you know his poop to pot ratio?

Person One: Oh yeah, I remember reading about that in the chemistry book, that's Bauer's Rule. Good call!

by Jitboyforealdo May 30, 2010

Jack Bauer

Named after the TV character, a term used to describe the act of staying awake for 24 hours straight.

There was so much work to do, I had to pull a Jack Bauer to get it done in time.

by redzeoranger2007 May 8, 2007

Jack Bauer

1. Proper noun meaning the all mighty and powerful terroist killer.

see best or greatest or even ultimate

2. A crappy counterstrike player most of the time. Can be good if playing scrubs or gimps. See scrub.

Jack Bauer is the best character in action drama television ever.

by Rock Out January 25, 2005