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Battledick

An argument or conflict between two subjects in which one attempts to demonstrate superiority over the other.
He wanted to play battledick but I cited the the 1st Amendment and got the case thrown out.
by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010
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Battlejacks

Any sporting event where there is a tie must result in a tie breaker called battlejacks. Two opponents sit indian style across from each other and will jack each other off. Loser is who ejaculates first.
Chris and Mark tied in golf resulting in the first battlejacks match in history. The match between Mark and Chris was back and forth. Ultimately Mark retained the belt after Chris exploded. Chris later won the world championship training vigorously and retained his title for many years.
by Agnothin April 24, 2024
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Beetleneck

Beetleneck began as term derived of the Chicago "bake", "flame" or "roast" format. The term was coined after a student witnessed a Long Necked Trachelismus.

Beetleneck can also be a nickname, an adjective, and a verb, essentially replacing any word. In modern terms, a stim word.

There is a false definition on the urban dictionary of beetleneck, made as slander in 2015. Beetleneck is NOT a slur or derogatory term, and was never used as such.
Yo, what up beetleneck! How you been?
Get yo beetle-neck-teck-deck built neck ass!
Can I beetleneck a sip of that water my boy?
Quit beetleneckin my chips. You've already reached over and taken several.

Yo can I beetleneck your bike over to the store real quick?
by Glake gizzlerod August 9, 2025
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