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Patrick Bateman Wannabe

Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 26, 2024
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skibidi sigma bateman boy

beta 1: yo look at that guy over there
beta 2: ik,hes such a skibidi sigma bateman boy
by Deinvater February 1, 2025
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St. Batemans Day

St Bateman's Day was the day when Dan celebrate the fact that he has finished ahead of Bateman in Fantasu. It is a movable feast, but usually falls in early January.
Wow, St. Batemans Day really crepe'd up on me this year
by Ddoreilly December 10, 2024
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jack bateman

the annoying little kid who always acts strong and cool.
jack bateman: you think you are strong
you: you faggot shut up
by i hate jack bateman June 28, 2020
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Gabriel Bateman

The best actor in the world. He is awesome. His most popular shows are: Childs play 2019, Unhinged and lights out. Gabriel is really nice! He is my favourite actor
Gabriel Bateman is the best actor ever! I watched his movies.
by Unkn0wn C October 17, 2021
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The Bateman

When you take your girlfriend horseback riding to celebrate her pregnancy news.
Did you hear Jeff's girlfriend is pregnant, no worries though The Bateman took care of it.
by SimpleSatan May 29, 2021
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batemans bay

a small town on the south coast of australia. defintion of shit hole. 90% of the population are fucking 95 year olds. only rlly busy christmas time when all of canberra wants to go to the beach
girl: i come from batemans bay
guy: that place is a glorifed retriement village
by pp200 April 26, 2023
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