Bastion Main

A person who looks into the heart of darkness and tries to use it for chaotic good but always gets corrupted and morphs into scum. They play Overwatch and select bastion at first as a blanket but soon it turns into a crutch. This player lashes out at the world by releasing an ungodly amount of fire power down a firing range. A bastion main should always be countered with Sombra and Road Hog. Thy hack and thy hook shall save us from this misguided demon known as the bastion main. Fortunately this genus form of Bastion Main can bring down the enemy team but be warned if the bastion main is on your team, you will garner some of the hatred aimed at Bastion and lose the game through moral depression.

A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.

Soldier 76: That bastion has been mowing us down. I can hear it's awful laughter.

Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*

Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *

Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*

by Dr.BastionMain April 18, 2018

Boston Terrier

1. A typically black dog with white markings ranging from 10-25 lbs, the Boston terrier is known as the "American Gentleman."

2. Reference to the cult following the breed has developed.

"Look a Boston Terrier! I have to go meet the owner and swap stories of all the Bostons we have ever raised, stretching into antiquity."

"BOSTON!"

- followed by much petting and happiness.

by Abnertown September 25, 2011

Boston alarm clock

Waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.

Did you hear about the guy suing the YMCA? He was taking a nap and some dude gave him a Boston Alarm Clock.

by JPeterson December 18, 2013

Boston Terrier

An amazing black and white dog that is your best friend!

My wife just bought us our first dog, I'm so glad because he's a Boston Terrier.

by Ms. Da Vinci 1 August 20, 2012

bassong

A descriptive verb for spectacularly fucking something up.

"He was clean through on goal, keeper beaten, but totally bassonged it over the bar"

"So, I was sitting there chatting to this really hot girl, everything going great guns, when she touched my knee and, bassong! I came in my pants"

by Malkatraz May 12, 2016

Gobble Basting

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.

Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"

by 46GST March 5, 2010

ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.

"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"

by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013