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Barbarian Fishing

When you clog the toilet with your shit but don't have a plunger so you use your arm to break the log up.
I took a shit at Joes house and it clogged the toilet, but he didn't have a plunger so I had to resort to barbarian fishing as to not make a scene.
by XxEpicTacosxX December 3, 2016
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elite barbarians

Elite Barbarians are the scummiest troop to use in the game 'Clash Royale' developed by Supercell. A person using Elite barbarians usually has no skill or a life and should quit playing the game.
Person 1: Wow that person is using Elite Barbarians
Person 2: He must be a pretty scummy player to use those
by TuBrogre April 21, 2018
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jack knife barber

A person who performs illegal abortions. This term is used in the Jethro Tull song "Cross-Eyed Mary," which is about a very young prostitute.
"She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."
Mary had an unexpected surprise, so she paid a visit to the jack knife barber.
by mito0 October 12, 2008
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Barbara

Kind,sweet,caring, most awesome person in the world, everyone who knows her loves her, and an amazing cook. The best mother as well
“There is Barbara ”
“ she is the best
by Tiss March 13, 2020
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barbarian method

to fix an imperfection of mechanical nature using brute force
A: How'd you fix the TV?
B: the barbarian method
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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Gundam Barbatos

One of the oldest known Mobile Suits used during the Calamity War, a war with humanity being at the brink of destruction against Mobile Armors. Mobile Suits were then designed to destroy these armored monsters and of which required people to pilot them. Later developing an artificial (man-made) system, known as the Alaya Vijnana. It was an organic interface system that was developed during the Calamity War as a way to maximize the abilities of Mobile Suits by granting their pilots acute spacial awareness.
Barbatos's pilot is Mikazuki Augus, an orphan of CGS, later becoming Tekkaden (Iron Flower).
Mikazuki, also called "Mika", was later nicknamed "the Devil of Tekkaden" by his enemies, simply because he was always fighting on the front lines.
Not only was Barbatos very strong, it is said that Barbatos defeated a Mobile Armor all by itself.
by MSG:IBO February 26, 2019
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Nude barber

Ud nude Barber @miyagi omnia regit

I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.

See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut
by Sol omnia regit March 14, 2022
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