Blackistan is a nation of big black oiled up men originating from Blackia, who broke away in the Blackia Civil War. The people of Blackistan wanted more baby oil bottles, gathering thousands upon thousands, being the richest of all the lands. One of the major events in the nation is the presence of freak-offs, where millions of black, oiled-up, homosexual, muscular, sweaty men start passionately fucking in one massive orgy.
A self-governing territory of Pakistan, which contains the most beautiful landscapes known to man. Indians cope and seethe when they realise this will forever be Pakistani.
Tourist 1: Wow! Gilgit-Baltistan is very beautiful and clean!