bahnsplaining

Obnoxious announcements in German railways intended to notify passengers of train delays

The train was delayed for more than an hour and the voice kept bahnsplaining us every 5 minutes

by sartalics March 16, 2026

Bahne

Bahne is the president of the Amish. He is often referred to as a "white nigger" and his shoes are simply divine.

"Are you fucking Bahne?"
"Always, why don't you join? ;)"

by JKSBLT June 11, 2025

You got Deutsche Bahned

Literally: "the German state railway company Deutsche Bahn, notorious for canceling or delaying trains inconveniently, has struck again at your expense". Figurative uses of the phrase blame other travel mishaps on Deutsche Bahn, regardless of the mode of transport.

I need a shot of your face and the train everything, just like, "You got Deutsche Bahned!" -- Tom Scott to Sam Denby, Jet Lag: the Game season 13 episode 2

by dickoon2 March 21, 2025