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Bageling

the act of running up to your friend and throwing/hitting them with a bagel. For this assassination to be valid, you must recite this saying to your victim, “you just been bageled fool!”
Sarah: Hey Joe, do you like bagels?
Joe: Why yes Sarah, I love bagels!
Sarah: *sarah begins bageling joe
Joe: wtf Sarah?!?!
Sarah: You just been bageled fool!
by mitchell_swenson123 March 30, 2022
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Bageling

Buying a bunch of bagels then going to someones house opening the door and then chucking them at everyone in sight!
That bitch Bryan didn't invite Taylor and Michelle to his guitar hero party so they went bageling instead, and they hit up his house... twice.
by asdsad January 15, 2008
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bagel

Someone who is extremely cheap.

(Comes from the generic Jew characteristic of frugal, and the fact that all Jews love bagels)
Dude, don't be a bagel, I need the money for my enema!
by CamBam! November 20, 2004
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bagel

an inflamed anal scphinter muscle
that guy jus ass fucked me rough, now ive got a bagel
by AssMonger October 11, 2007
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bageling

VERB. the act of going out to enjoy eating bagels with good friends.
We should all go bageling this Thursday!
by K Little June 26, 2009
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bagel

It means anything you want it to mean. Another word for cool, sick, or rad. Also can be used as a substitute for a swear word when expressing anxiety or anger.
That was sooo freggin' bagel.
by vassia.69 October 5, 2009
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bagel

so drunk that you're toasted...another word for being toasted.
Man I drank so much last night. I was totally bagel!
by regan January 3, 2005
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