Irish Backhoe

Using your permanently disfigured ring finger to diddle the shamrock of an underage teen until he or she froths, while they enjoy the potent aroma of your clovered teabag.

Ah shite, Watson just gave that lad the Irish Backhoe!!!

by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020

Backhoeing

When Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* digs himself in a very deep hole that can not be signified by a shovel alone, but with a backhoe.

Example: "Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."

"Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."

by Aaron's Real-Fake Dictionary May 2, 2015

backhoe tug

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom

bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself

by windowgoblin May 21, 2018

BackHoe

A dude that fucks another dude for drugs, they enter through the back door! Makes him a BackHoe, notta BagHoe!

He's a BackHoe! Can't afford his addiction, so he's taken it in the back door!

He ain't no Bag Hoe, his nigga ass is a BackHoe!

by Shenanigans & Bananagins September 20, 2018

Backhoed

The Act of doing something that is under-handed and or morally wrong to someone else.

She just got backhoed by her best friend who slept with her husband.

by Shalia2x July 24, 2019

Backhoe

Dirt scoop go vroom car thing

The backhoe hoes some ground

by Foreign Sombra May 26, 2021

backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.

Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!

by HAFSNT July 22, 2023