baby butter

The kind of butter that makes a woman fat, in a pregnant sort of way, if it enters through vaginal intercourse. Ironically, this butter can be part of a fat free diet if consumed orally. The latter use is recommended for most women. Also commonly referred to as semen, jizz, love spit, etc.

Her: Rub some cocoa butter on my back, honey!

Him: I'd rather put some baby butter on your face, dear...

by -Matt Young, USMC January 2, 2008

Baby Butts

A Perfect Set Of Titties Sitting Lovely In A Bra (Cleavage) ! It Looks As If They Have A Baby Upside Down Under Their Shirt, Bra, etc. Soft As A Babies Ass I Might Add!!!! D.M.T.

D.M.T., Baby Butts, Lovely Rack, Breast, Cleavage, Boobs, Ty Tys

by Epills215 October 26, 2009

baby butter

Thick white material used for creating babies. Sometimes called semen.

I touched my penis is an innapropriate manner and baby butter came out.

by Rick James, Bitch April 6, 2004

baby butterfingers

A term used in the popular child's game "Hide and Go Seek". When a child reaches "home" or the base they must stay there until evryone is back at base or someone is tagged (ending the round). However once reaching home if the player yells baby butterfingers they are free to leave the base and carry with it it's immunity. Meaning they can't be tagged.

Billy reaches the base and yells "BABY BUTTERFINGERS!!!"
Then Zach can no longer tag Billy

by Jack Teepee (my porn name) April 19, 2009

Baby, I'm Gonna Butta Yo Bread

What happens after you drop your coat and grab your toes, cause that's where the wild goose goes.

From the movie "Super Troopers"

"Oh god please don't shoot me I'm naked."
"Drop your coat & grab your toes."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
"Oh no this isn't happening."
"Baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread"

by Not A Pirate December 27, 2012

Truffle Butter Baby

The result of being conceived although your dad finished in your mom's ass. He went butt, pussy, butt, pusyy, butt, creating a large amount of extra dark, extra chunky truffle Butter. Your dad eventually came, but the truffle butter was to much and somehow you rose from the filth.

Baller and knotts are truffle butter baby twins. They momma was nastyyy.

by ballsdeepinyamom March 28, 2015

butthole baby

The child born to a woman who had unprotected anal sex. The semen from the rectum drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her vagina, where it proceeded to impregnate her. It is possible. Mind you.

I fucked Mandie in the ass without a condom last night. She said it leaked and got in her pussy, she might have a butthole baby.

by Rob October 2, 2003