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Auto Incorrect

The worst thing in the history of man. When your iPad, iPhone, or other devices with autocorrect built in changes a word to something that doesn't make sense.
I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning, is she ok??? Hospital???
She's ok now. No hospital. She had to take the deep penis.
Uhhhhh... What?
I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS. Oh for Christ's sake, this auto incorrect. Epi Pen
by old handle July 6, 2014
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Auto Noob

This term is usually used in Counter-Strike games, but basically means whenever a player has a fast shooting Sniper Rifle for example sg550 or G3/SG-1 and shoots other players usually who are skilled, but still fail to kill the player will usually will try to insult them. Which results in funny or also insulting remarks. Noob in definition might mean you might be doing something wrong, but as long as you kill the enemy and do your role as a CT/T you did nothing wrong.
Hahah fucking auto noob
He used the auto and scoped with it thats sad
stop using the auto you fucking noob
by Counter-Strike: Words July 1, 2016
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auto MOJO envy

usually occurs when your on your way to work our something not so exciting, and

youre in your car by yourself, and on the road next to you is a car full of

people with the windows down and the music up and they look like theyre having

such a bitchin time, and you suddenly get quite envious and wish you could be

them instead.
(over texting)

"i so am not jazzed about working today."

"serious? you were super pumped a minute ago."

"yeah...i caught a sudden case of stage 3 auto MOJO envy :/"
by holymoleydood December 30, 2009
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auto-epiphellatio

I performed auto-epiphellatio when I figured out I could make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways.

When I came up with the word epiphellatio today, I had an auto-epiphellatio.
by reallifecartoon August 17, 2015
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Auto-correct

The most frustrating setting on your phone, usually changes words to something embarrassing.
Me: heyy
Friend: hey how's ur day?
Me: awful I gotta bad case of the manboobs
Friend: OMG LOL
Me: what
Friend: check ur first text
Me: omg I mention Monday's! lol I hate auto-correct
by TheCandyDirectioner December 2, 2015
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auto tune

It is used to disguise inaccuracies and mistakes, and – due to its increasing use in modern music – has allowed many artists to produce more precisely tuned recordings. While Auto-Tune is only one out of many commercial pitch correction packages, auto-tune is frequently used in the media as a blanket term to describe any audio processing with a similar effect, perhaps because it was the first product allowing pitch correction in real time.
In the hit single lollipop, Lil Wayne used auto tune.
by dj32089 November 2, 2008
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auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.
Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.
by the other theo June 27, 2004
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