Attention-Whore-Gasm

When more than one attention-whore gathers to bask in their attention gathering glory, they have an attention-whore-gasm from the joy!

Those two guys are such attention-whores, they should get together and have an attention-whore-gasm

by Auwaea July 10, 2010

Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...

Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"

by Crozefly February 21, 2011

artest

to make bold statements without any evidence to back them up

Stop Artest'ing the facts. Shut up.

by anon232 August 31, 2008

attentionize

1) To give full attention. Use of the command form is often extreme and denotes a large need for seriousness and/or importance.

Students are often expected to attentionize their teachers during class.

The class abruptly stopped talking after their normally laid back teacher loudly yelled, "ATTENTIONIZE ME!"

by Mr. November February 7, 2009

attention blocking

when somebody blocks you, then unblocks you, and then blocks you, and so on very rapidly so that the right side of your screen fills up with 'Scabby is Online' 'Scabby is Offline' 'Scabby is Online' etc.

often used by attention-seeking losers who want to make it very apparent that you know that they don't want to talk to them. of course, they are such idiots that they don't realise that this undermines the entire basis and point of blocking somebody.

'Oh, Chwist on a Cwucifix, he's attention blocking me again'
'How can you tell'

'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'

'Thats how.'

by fine_dine_decca August 12, 2009

attentrance

An attention getting entrance.

The girl came tumbling down the stairs while riding her suitcase on wheels - it was quite the attentrance.

by werdnad April 19, 2011

Attention whoring

The act of doing stupid shit most commonly associated with faking depression

Yo bro i think he needs help. Oh him? No he's just attention whoring.

by Anonpseudoname69 April 9, 2019