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no asterisks

No underlying message, no hidden meaning, no concealed information, no ulterior motive.
Joanne finally got around talking to Zach seriously, no asterisks.
by make me dance August 24, 2005
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circumflix asterik

the word circumflix asterik satnds for this. ^
this symblo in a chat room means to stop talking.
The circumflix asterik ^.
by Ritin September 16, 2008
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Astrisk

An unspoken exception to a declaritive statement. Often when making promises to women.
I'll give you anything you want baby. Astrisk.

I'll use a condom. Astrisk.
by dajman_007 August 25, 2009
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asterisked

Fame or achievement tarnished by either facts (steriods in Barry Bond's case) or sour grapes.
Barry Bond's record is asterisked thanks to his romance with Balco performance-enhancing products.

Don Shula wants the Pat's 19-0 season asterisked becuz they filmed the NY Jets defensive signals at the start of the 2007 season. Like no team has ever done something like that before, lol.
by MrSteve December 1, 2007
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Asteristic

A statistic which requires further explanation or qualification, making it somewhat less valid
He had hist more home runs than any other baseball player in history, but this was just another asteristic because he also had more hits of anabolic steriods than any other baseball player in history.
by steve garvey August 17, 2008
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asterik

A justice server in the world of sports. Pretty much the greatest way to humiliate cheaters and thieves who have attempted to break records for nothing much in return.
Clear examples of the asterik:
16-0*
Barry Bonds 756 home run ball*
Marion Jones at the Sydney 2000 Olympics* (dq)
by Smart American Male June 3, 2008
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asteriks

The thing that pisses all gamers off when they get extremely frusterated and start spamming the most vile and horrid combinations of words ever and never are able to express themselves clearly because of these annoying little stars that substitute for the word
Corey: I JUST OWNED YOU SOO HARD NOOB!

Joey: WHAT!?!?! YOU ** **** ******** ******

Corey: Wtf?

Joey: **** asteriks...
by Corios March 30, 2009
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