by Jumoma June 3, 2006
Get the assphyxiation mug.(noun) A person who behaves selfishly, insists on their own agenda, and does not harmonize with their surroundings or social environment.
A person who behaves like an asshole with little to no social consequences to them by claiming Asperger's syndrome.
An amalgamation of "ass" and "asperger"
A person who behaves like an asshole with little to no social consequences to them by claiming Asperger's syndrome.
An amalgamation of "ass" and "asperger"
Adam was a classic Assperger - inconsiderate, awkward and foul smelling.
Next time, we won't tolerate an Assperger for a roommate.
Next time, we won't tolerate an Assperger for a roommate.
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"Can I take a shower dude? that long drive and my leather seats left me with a mad case of asspiration."
by Saint Rosa August 1, 2008
Get the Asspiration mug.The act of being suffocated to death by the booty. The preferred means of execution for a refined gentleman of taste.
Bro 1: bro, would you rather die by heat or cold?
Bro 2: Nods at the thicc girl over there. Nah man, death by assphyxiation is the only way to go!
Bro 2: Nods at the thicc girl over there. Nah man, death by assphyxiation is the only way to go!
by bored_hero September 11, 2020
Get the Assphyxiation mug.During 2005-06, the notable residence of UC Santa Cruz linguists Matt B, Nick R and pseudo-linguist Eduardo N. The AssPad was known throughout linguistic circles at the university as a popular and welcoming hangout where erudite and insightful discussions on linguistic matters would take place.
The inhabitants were often referred to as '''M.E.N.''' ('''M'''att, '''E'''duardo and '''N'''ick) who themselves were members of sister group '''Die xomorganic xomies.'''
Known for being the place where an uninterrupted sequence of academic, social and festive gatherings took place (prompting '''M.E.N.''' to often boast triumphantly: "Another successful evening at the Ass Pad!") the Ass Pad became in late 2005 the linguistically social center of UCSC and the city of Santa Cruz as a whole.
According to some sources, the Ass Pad owed its name to its many places to sit. While this claim can be found throughout the internet, it is close to impossible to verify as '''M.E.N.''' have declined frequent requests for interviews to corroborate this information.
The Copasetic, the Block, Spiderman, the Dartboard, the Mace List and the Little Girl were important landmarks in the AssPad.
By extension, any great linguisticly-connected house where fun is had.
The inhabitants were often referred to as '''M.E.N.''' ('''M'''att, '''E'''duardo and '''N'''ick) who themselves were members of sister group '''Die xomorganic xomies.'''
Known for being the place where an uninterrupted sequence of academic, social and festive gatherings took place (prompting '''M.E.N.''' to often boast triumphantly: "Another successful evening at the Ass Pad!") the Ass Pad became in late 2005 the linguistically social center of UCSC and the city of Santa Cruz as a whole.
According to some sources, the Ass Pad owed its name to its many places to sit. While this claim can be found throughout the internet, it is close to impossible to verify as '''M.E.N.''' have declined frequent requests for interviews to corroborate this information.
The Copasetic, the Block, Spiderman, the Dartboard, the Mace List and the Little Girl were important landmarks in the AssPad.
By extension, any great linguisticly-connected house where fun is had.
Last night, I went to a couple parties on campus, but they were no fun. Then I noticed there was great excitement everywhere: the AssPad was having its big first gathering of year. My weekend was saved!!
by nuke neal September 5, 2006
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Get the assopolis mug.Process whereby a peeping tom ogles womens' naked asses, often while masturbating outside a window or door.
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