Assette

Assette is a person who hates being referred to as ass-ette, a person who is awesomely weird and is one of a kind, is quite short and funny.... She is also a massive weeaboo

Guy 1: wow that chick is such an assette.

Guy 2: woah dude that's mean, she's more of a goddess

by Pags1243 August 20, 2016

Asslete

describing someone keen on their sport to the point of being an asshole.

Jeff won’t stop going on about his fucking triathlon and how he only eats pasta and can’t drink, what an asslete.

by Matterbox September 21, 2019

assetuary

In relation to an asset or of assets in general.

The landlord made an assetuary gain when they reclaimed the forgotten sofa.

by julijuif November 19, 2022

asset

Having a nice set of boobs and a nice ass. This definition is derived from splitting apart the word "asset" to get "ass" and "set".

Dave: "Your sister has nice assets!"
Tim: "Yeah she's going to have back problems one day."
Dave: "And when she falls on her ass, she just bounces back up!"
Tim: "Easy now..."

by M-Sizzle Brindizzle December 29, 2008

assnuts

The area of the human male that contains the anus, testicles, and everything in between.

I bent over to get my ben and Dave kicked me right in the assnuts

by logan December 21, 2003

assential

Combination of "ass" and "essential" together. Having a physical characteristic that makes a person's ass the best part of the person.

(tongue in cheek) Her assential qualities make up for her lack of personality.

by doradothedog May 19, 2010

bitch assness

a commonly used phrase meant to indicate a stank attitude usually used by diddy

"i don't need no bitch assness"

by blaaaaaaaaaaarneeeeeeeeyyyyyy March 20, 2008