A situation that occurs when a blind date shows up being significantly more overweight than you expected, either based on retouched or outdated photos they have shared, or exaggerated descriptions of themselves as being "athletic and toned" or "average." A highly common occurence among online daters.
"How was your date last night with that lawyer you met online?"
"It was a complete ASSTASTROPHE! I mean she had a cute face, but she had to wedge herself into the chair, and it clung to her butt when she stood up!"
"It was a complete ASSTASTROPHE! I mean she had a cute face, but she had to wedge herself into the chair, and it clung to her butt when she stood up!"
by Minnebarista March 13, 2008
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He thinks he's the ass master but he knows nothing about it.
Hey you, Ass master come and get up on this
Hey you, Ass master come and get up on this
by Coolata.slut October 1, 2004
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A man who, through intense dedication of his entire being, has mastered the the pursuit and attainment of the female ass.
The Yoda form of the celebrated Ass Maven.
The Yoda form of the celebrated Ass Maven.
Wow! Having dedicated his whole being to the pursuit of the female ass, he has truly become an Ass Master!
O, Ass Master - we are not worthy and bow before you! Teach us!
O, Ass Master - we are not worthy and bow before you! Teach us!
by Joe Pellerin May 15, 2005
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often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056
often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056
Ex. 1 - HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT ASSBLASTED WITH AN ASSBLASTER9000
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Adolf McFucknugget n fries April 19, 2014
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1. The act of displaying properties or characteristics of an asshat. This includes but is not limited to wearing your ass for a hat or saying/commiting an act that causes the audience in presence to become dumber.
2. The art of becoming or practicing flagrantly being an asshat.
1. The act of displaying properties or characteristics of an asshat. This includes but is not limited to wearing your ass for a hat or saying/commiting an act that causes the audience in presence to become dumber.
2. The art of becoming or practicing flagrantly being an asshat.
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"what manner of asshattery is this?"
"what manner of asshattery is this?"
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