asspacker

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

by FraserFras May 20, 2005

Ass-jack

Some one who enjoys anal sex

I heard that girl in the train hat is a real Ass-jack in the sack.

by guiness69 January 25, 2013

Assjacker

A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there.

Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

Assjacker

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.

Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.

by redisgood September 13, 2003

assbacks

word used to save you seat if you must get up. The standard rule of use with this word is that it only lasts 5 minutes. After that time, the seat is open to anyone.

"I gotta go take a piss. Assbacks!"

by Jvon726 December 14, 2008

assbackards

synonym and alternate pronunciation for: ass backwards

He looked up assbackards on urban dictionary and some kind bloke had added a redirect to ass backwards for him.

by Mart2038 May 21, 2015

ass jack

1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't

2.) A completely useless tool

1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack

by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022