assident

an accident involving one or more people being an ass

This guy was tailgating me for miles, it's no surprise we got into an assident.

by Ryan Taurant September 22, 2009

assident

When you wipe your ass and accidently touch your dirty anus with your finger(s).

Harold wasn't paying attention in the bathroom and had an assident.

by Michael L. Johnson March 30, 2004

assifer

A combination between "Lucifer" and Jennifer...as in Jennifer Lopez.

This word is also in reference to Jennifer Lopez's famous big ass.

Someone who is evil and desecrates the sacrament of marriage by marrying over and over again.

"She's such an assifer-- how many times will she marry again?"

by Jickee July 31, 2004

assies

doing some-thing ass like

theese two assies over here got into a sword fight with ted holup


see sword fight for additional information

by mike hunt February 21, 2005

Assive

Synonym for ass, a stupid person.

He such a pain, he's so assive.

by Autoria April 20, 2009

ASSident

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket

You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.

by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010

assidently

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .

I must of assidently called you again.

by adamthecat August 6, 2011