assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)

Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"

by J3553 December 17, 2009

assy-cock

This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.

Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!

by coozehound72 August 24, 2010

mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.

Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."

by facadie September 28, 2007

assy

adj

to act like an ass/ to be rude to your girlfried (even if she deserves it)

The boy was being assy when he sent out a chain message about how fat his grilfriend was.

by ilovemaria June 21, 2009

Assy

A mean or shafty person who deserves to go to hell!

Man Frank was being such an assy at work today. He got nothing done!

by Erianna May 31, 2007

assie

The ass-view version of a 'selfie'

A photo of a person's ass, taken by the same person in the photo. It is then posted to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter to show everyone how good is your ass looking, and to make their friends feel depressed about being a flat-ass and worry about physical condition.

'Cara changed her profile picture last night, did you see it?'

'That assie without pants? Yeah I saw it... nice ass'

by Giagichi February 21, 2017

Assy

assy is the best person you could ever meet. She is so funny,kind, caring and also so loving. Whenever you are sad assy will always make you laugh and smile. She is always there when you need her and makes you feel so much better. She cares for so many people and is also such a good friend. Assy will always be there for you no matter what happens.

I met the prettiest girl today and her name was assy

I remember assy!! She was the most kindest

most beautiful person in the universe xxx

by cool dud December 6, 2020