assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)

Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"

by J3553 December 17, 2009

assy-cock

This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.

Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!

by coozehound72 August 24, 2010

mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.

Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."

by facadie September 28, 2007

assy

horrible/shitty job

you did an assy job, man.

by hotheadedbab April 23, 2021

assy

adj

to act like an ass/ to be rude to your girlfried (even if she deserves it)

The boy was being assy when he sent out a chain message about how fat his grilfriend was.

by ilovemaria June 21, 2009

Assi

Assi is a person from DA BRONX and is really hot. He hella spirtual n slays reptillians

“Yo assi u cute asf”

by Assis left nut January 23, 2022

Asshole ASSY

An analplasty. A re-assembly of one's asshole. Asshole ASSY.

Man that cock really tore her anus. She needs an Asshole ASSY

by Gage2003A3 August 19, 2017