assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)

Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"

by J3553 December 17, 2009

assy-cock

This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.

Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!

by coozehound72 August 24, 2010

mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.

Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."

by facadie September 28, 2007

Asshole ASSY

An analplasty. A re-assembly of one's asshole. Asshole ASSY.

Man that cock really tore her anus. She needs an Asshole ASSY

by Gage2003A3 August 19, 2017

Assy

A mean or shafty person who deserves to go to hell!

Man Frank was being such an assy at work today. He got nothing done!

by Erianna May 31, 2007

assy-sassy

A young female adult in an entry level position who feels entitled to being a wise ass to her supervisors.

Supervisor at 3pm: "Assy-sassy, can you please order my clients food?"

Assy-sassy at 3:01pm: "Humpf, didn't they already have lunch?"

by princesspohan March 22, 2011

Assy

A word used to describe those who get bullied by friends but everyone secretly loves them.

Have u seen the new kid in the other class? He's such an assy

by ayuistopg February 5, 2023