assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)

Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"

by J3553 December 17, 2009

assy-cock

This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.

Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!

by coozehound72 August 24, 2010

mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.

Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."

by facadie September 15, 2007

Assy

A word used to describe those who get bullied by friends but everyone secretly loves them.

Have u seen the new kid in the other class? He's such an assy

by ayuistopg February 05, 2023

Assy

A mean or shafty person who deserves to go to hell!

Man Frank was being such an assy at work today. He got nothing done!

by Erianna May 15, 2007

assy

adj

to act like an ass/ to be rude to your girlfried (even if she deserves it)

The boy was being assy when he sent out a chain message about how fat his grilfriend was.

by ilovemaria June 21, 2009

Assy

Assy, meaning a person with Aspergers

That girl Kate is a bloody assy

by Mcbitchface February 07, 2019