Assatopiosis

A disease in which you have random fingerprints on your shit.

My friend bob has assatopiosis

by Terry Conway January 20, 2007

asstoids

The particles of s#*t that fly through the air as you pass gas.

git away from me, i dont want to smell your asstoids. But i love you mama! They arent that bad!

by Isabella Cupcake Angel Kisses Nu Nu bell Princess Platypus May 13, 2008

gaseous asseous

a boiling sensation or urge in the stomach caused by eating {constipation} driven foods such as beans or cheesy dishes which fills the stomach up with gas/pressure causing small {explotions} through the anus.

Timmy always has a gaseous asseous after eating Ihop

by Jr142011 October 20, 2008

asset

1. Anything owned or is owed to a person, business, company, or group.

2. a CIA assassin

1. a building, car, or money are all examples of assets.
2. an asset was sent to kill john the other day.

by 3242935234 January 11, 2009

asstodon

A really big ass/rear end/butt/tush/whatever you want to call it.

Word coinage originates from "Mastodon," which is a huge extinct prehistoric elephant-like animal.

Dayum girl, you got quite an asstodon there!

by Mark H May 23, 2004

asset impairment

To physically harm a person with whom you have a disagreement; to seriously mess someone up so bad that they need to write off their assets; Other forms of word include: impair his/her assets, assets were impaired, FAS 144, etc. See Financial Accounting Standards - FAS 144 for more information.

If she doesn't keep her hands off my boyfriend, I'm going to give her some serious asset impairments.

If he doesn't shut up, I'll be forced to impair his assets.

I made her so mad that she FAS 144ed me!! Now I've got some material asset impairment!

by CPAchic April 24, 2008

arsetorch

1. An excessively annoying person, prone to verbal outbursts that add little or no value to the conversation.
2. A torch used by proctologists.

"Shut the fuck up, Frank, you fucking arsetorch! I'm sick of your anal shining!"

by Kyelin September 17, 2008