Assblaster

One who blasts ass, also must be a Canadian. Derogatory.

Man, that Canadian assblaster keeps misspelling things.

by YDNAANDY May 16, 2009

hairy assmaster

The North American version or the Harry Assmaster.

1. When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.The distinction between the hairy assmaster and the Harry Assmaster is derived from the tendency that North Americans are unable to pronounce the name 'Harry'. Extensive British studies indicate that 87.5% of North American college students studying in the United Kingdom mispronounce the name Harry as 'Hairy'.
2. A closet homosexual
3. An assmaster

North American: "You are such a hairy assmaster"
British colleague: "It's 'Harry';not 'hairy' you stupid American. Now drop your pants"

by crunchbitemsc November 4, 2011

Assmaster

someone who is the ruler of the assholes. they try to act like their the most awesome person ever, but theyre nothing more than an ass master

"John tried to take my girl from me by doing his dumbass disco rountine"

"what an assmaster"

by Sam Baker May 21, 2006

Asswater

low quality american beer. Or in most cases, american beer. Hell, it can be any bad beer.

damn this (insert crappy beer name) tastes like asswater.

by devillock June 30, 2006

assfarter

a really dumb asshole

You F***IN ASSFARTER!

by officer tinkles June 21, 2004

assmaster

One who has mastered the 'ass'.

'No no, Cartman is the assmaster'

by the williams July 11, 2003

assmaster

one who can convince a girl to give up the ass is an assmaster.

hey girl...how 'bout some ass?

by Anonymous July 31, 2003