ASP

a thing my school calls an "at school suspension" they dont wanna say ass bc we're immature. a dumbass punishment you get for stupid reason run by stupid ass people at the front office with a dick in their ass. usually a lot of people up there mainly muslim kids. more common for boys . all the front office does is eat and talk about food all day. the bitchass principal usually isn't even there.

friend:"what did you get an asp for"
you:"i got an asp for helping a 5th grader with their work"

by niggermonkey2 March 19, 2019

asp

the best person ever

literally perfect
cutest person on earth

i love you asp
marry me asp

by sillysolimity June 1, 2024

asp

(at some point) like atp, but asp

“you gotta start focusing asp”

by db<3 May 3, 2022

ASP

ASP is a program named Anti Scammers Program started By. MrBurito.
First you get scammed from people from the program and class you

Classes types are f, d, c, a
When you get scammed your item is given back and give you a class

F is for super easy to scamme

D not easy but not hard

C hard to be scammed

A can not be scammed

ASP means Anti Scammers Program

by MrBurito_YT May 30, 2020

Asp-berger’s Syndrome

An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.

Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.

by QuacksO June 22, 2018