ASMDSS

ASMDSS - Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said is The most awesome page on Facebook you'll ever come across with the biggest and baddest Drill Sergeants you'll ever meet. If you fuck with them, they will fuck with you even harder. They have their fans stand behind them no matter what, always ready for fuck fuck games. They never sleep, they always drink, and you'll never catch them when they aren't helping a soldier in need. They donate to charities and always help out wounded veterans.

You- "Hey, these ASMDSS guys are fakes."
Them- *Posts pictures of what they do everyday* "Let the fuck fuck games begin."

by TrueFan December 4, 2012

ashmused

To be amused and ashamed at the same time.

Eg. Kaitlyn felt ashmused about her family

by le biscuit May 13, 2015

Asmund

He tends to have a fat fucking giant penis and has lots of money, he hates fortnite and loves minecraft, he plays almost 6 hours a day. he can reach the top shelfs and he can also reach your pussy if needed

Did you know that Asmund is cool
yes

by 69Asmund69 October 22, 2019

asmospartner

An awesome person

Me: I wonder what’s asmospartner’s favorite nijisanji songs

by roc01 July 1, 2021

Saint Lil Asius

A saint from the 17th Century who was famed for having an obessions with the Lady Jennie of the House of Kim. He wrote world-renowned hymns such as “Lady Jennie is the Fairest of all the Kims” and “Corona Plague dissertation”. He also covered many popular songs of the time. He was also part of the Force of the Indies until he was kicked due to discord among members.

Person 1: Doth thou recall Saint Lil Asius
Person 2: Aye, His fair hymns echo in my ear

by Saint Barack Obama January 11, 2022

ASMDSS

ASMDSS (awesome shit my drill sergeant said) A group of Drill Sergeants, who in their most ultimate wisdom; share their knowledge and understanding of people, and or stories from people about their time in Basic Training.

a post from ASMDSS

"Ft jackson.
DS: private what the fuck are you looking at?

Us: nothing drill sargent
DS: carrry on
(Later on)
DS: privates next time I or any other drill sargent asks you what the fuck you are looking at, the correct awnser is a bad ass motherfucker"

by Army Wife For Life November 28, 2012

Asamusay

1. The Blackfoot Redneck replies to any Question asking where he gets his orders from with another question without the interrogator knowing it.

2. Code stands for "A Sam you say?" Lord Bud's father was Sam so it is a correct answer to the question (Where do you get your orders from?)and not a lie ...Laugh you, silly humans.
3. A common law miscommunication tactic used by Natives of all tribes descendants of "UNCLE SAM and MOTHER MARY"

4. An Urban Dictionary contributor Presumed to study ethology Maybe an ethologist and it is suspected to eat unicorns. Everyone with SAM in their name is presumed to be getting their info from the correct source. AMEN

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.

The interrogation

CIA agent: Who Is your Highest authority and from where do you get your orders?

Lord Bud: Asamusay? A Sam you say?

CIA agent: (looking puzzled repeats it) Asamusay?

Lord Bud: Yes I knew you would see it my way eventually. Laugh you, silly humans...

by Spiritual-Master February 7, 2022