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Askhole

A person, especially family member or close friend, who consistently asks for free professional advice ( eg. medical, legal, contracting, auto-mechanics...etc) and later on proceeds to acquire the same services from another professional and pay a sizeable fee.
"I told Karma to splint her ankle, take acetaminophen and motrin, apply ice and rest her ankle. However the next morning she went to the ER, where the RN splinted her ankle, applied an ice-pack and administered 500mg acetaminophen and 800mg of ibuprofen. It cost her $1225, but that's what you get for being an ASKHOLE."
by Breitling February 9, 2015
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A person who seeks advice and purposefully never uses it or does the exact opposite.
My wife's father always wants my advice and does the opposite. What an askhole he is.
by Czechsmix1 July 11, 2020
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Askhole

A person that asked for advice then usually does the opposite of the advice
A friend asked me about his relationship goals then proceeded to go out drinking with his friends

You Lee are a askhole
by Jazzmondo July 8, 2020
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Askhole: Someone who asks a question and then follows your answer with a negative or inappropriate response,or adjust to apply the opposite of your answer.
Tom asked me "What do you think of the new Marvel film"? I said "It was amazing"! His reply was " I knew you were going to say that". "Tom,you are such an askhole".
by Jodywankenobi August 28, 2014
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When someone asks you for advice, then does the exact opposite of what you told them to do. = Askhole
That dude just asked me, "where do I catch the eastbound..?" I told him, then pointed him in the right direction, and still, he went the other way. What an askhole!
by brendon69 July 7, 2014
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A person who asks for advice
Then does the exact opposite
"Your such an Askhole!"
by Bushwacka pattysmacka May 13, 2019
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Don't be an Askhole, someone who asks questions for advice, but refuses to follow them.
Brian: "Hey man, I need some advice on this." .... Friend: "Yeah man, so what I recommend is this...." Brian: "Awesome, thanks!" ... 5 years later... Brian: "Why didn't anyone tell me I needed to do this?!" ... Friend: "Dude, I did! 5 Years ago! Don't be an Askhole!"
by Dingle-D August 17, 2023
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