who asked?

the most unoriginal comeback in the world, but if used creatively, can be the most powerful one

bruh: asks a question out of nowere
broi: who asked?
bruh: THATS THE MOST DUMEST -
broi: but you started it and asked, so you asked, yet no one wants to hear you, so no one asked

by someone else thats not u March 1, 2021

No one asked

Quite possibly the best comback in the history of comebacks. Can be used in any situation, like when your getting bullied, just respond with this and they will immediatly shut up.

Bully: Your so dumb, no one even cares about you!
Me: No one asked
Bully: Has a brain aneurysm and dies on the spot

by Bucko January 13, 2020

ackey

poo , diarea, caca, THE RUNS!, poo in

i have a load of ackey!

u smell like ackey conor!

by conor knapper June 17, 2008

Asseyes

1. Someone who is so incredibly stupid that regular insults cannot adequately convey how inept they really are.

2. Sometimes one cannot quantifiably define why they don't like a person so that person must be an asseyes.

That guy Greg was the biggest asseyes on the boat, and now he's the biggest asseyes at the Post Office

by SSEP August 4, 2010

akeyna

Prettiest girl alive. Akeyna also can be the meaniest at times but only when she has to. But she is a nice and caring person and loves all her friends.

She is such an akeyna

by Beaniequeenie February 14, 2017

everybody asked

An impossible occurrence. It's simply not physically allowed by our universe. On other realities, where it is actually possible to a degree, it happens when a statement is so relevant that it is not stupid to remark the fact that everyone had a certain question

+: The fox says something similar to AAAAAAA
-: everybody asked

by IsThatParvitz April 22, 2023

me trying to find who asked

like bruh who tf asked

guy 1: i got a haircut yesterday
guy 2: me trying to find who asked

by cringe060 March 15, 2022