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ask jeeves 

A dumbass man on the internet, you can't get a straight answer from jeeves.
Jeeves-Ask me a question
Me-Where can i find pictures of men in the nude?
Jeeves-The answer is, Carpet right the number one place for carpets.
Me-AHHHHHHHHH!
ask jeeves by GirlSkater February 3, 2004
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ask me if I care 

used when you want someone to stop annoying you
- yesterday night's game was awesome
- ask me if I care

Ask About Me 

A phrase said after one achieves something of great importance, greatness or awesomeness to imply just how awesome one really is, therefore prompting other persons to feel obligated to ask others about how awesome you are.
Mike just made a basket from 100ft while blindfolded. Mike says, "Ask About Me!"

Jordan just ripped ass loud as hell. Jordan says, "Ask About Me!"
Ask About Me by pologuy June 30, 2009

Ask a Punk 

Literally the stupidest thing you can put on a flyer instead of the address. Artists do this as a way to artificially increase their social media presence because 9/10 times they just put it on their story of their private account. The other 1/10 times are even worst. Bands that care more about calling fans "posers" instead of making music are likely to write "Ask a Punk" on their flyers ... like they're in middle school or something.
*Drummer posts flier on their story*
Drummer: Come to your show! It's a fundraiser for a cause we really support.
Follower: Oh cool! Where is it?

Drummer: Oh, if you have to ask then you're a poser and can't come LUL. it's "Ask a Punk". You can't ask me because it's against the rules. You gotta ask only those in your punk circle & ...
Follower: the fuck?
Ask a Punk by 22quackAA April 25, 2022

Ask Me Bollix 

A term used prodominantly in Dublin to express disapproval/disinterest.
Bollix is the pronunciation of the word "Bollocks", used in Britain as a discription of testeicles.
In Dublin Bollix can be used to describe both testicles or an individual.

See also: "Will you ever fuck off, and ask me fuckin bollix?"

Or

"That fella's only a little fuckin Bollix"
Will you be supporting England in the World cup?

"Ask me Bollix"
Ask Me Bollix by Frano September 8, 2006
A place full of people who are sexually attracted to anonymously pissing off innocent people. Also inhabited by swaggots, slutty attention whores, future homeless people (also known as popular kids), and idiots who take opinions too seriously. If you go on that website and hide behind the screen like it's your mommy's back, you are officially retarded. Launched at 9:30 AM on June 16, 2010, anally fucking nice people since 9:31 AM on June 16, 2010. Nobody should kill themselves, but apparently half the site's population thinks people should. Site intended to be fun. Sometimes there's constructive criticism, sometimes has people stand up for others getting bullied, sometimes it has funny stuff. Not completely bad and can be kinda fun. Unfortunately does have anonymous douchebags that bully people. If you're someone anonymously bullying kids on ask.fm you should feel ashamed and I highly suggest you apologize or at least leave those people alone. If you have a problem, confront them in real life. It doesn't matter what they did to you or who did what first, using ask.fm on anon to punish someone for it is cowardly. It's even more cowardly if they didn't do anything at all and/or you just don't like them. If you're bullied on this website just know that what those people say shouldn't mean anything. You're living your life for you and no one else. Live out your life happily and don't let some anonymous asshole on this website get you down.
Asshat: "Dude, ask.fm is so funny."
Me: "Yeah apparently so is people killing themselves"
Asshat: "If they kill themselves it's their fault; I'm just kidding when I go on there anonymously because I don't wanna face repercussions. I mean people call each other worthless, emo, stupid, meaningless and pieces of shit all the time, right?"
Me: Yeah, if you're a complete nipple and despicable human being.
ask.fm by Dr. Hot Tub February 23, 2014