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a big man with a HUGE FUKIN pen15
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by YT@dickionary.com November 30, 2018
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asymptote dating

1/Dating; a relationship where you get progressively closer to dating but never actually reach dating. Not to be confused with pre-dating, asymptote dating never leads to actual dating.
Ugh! Why won't Alex and Jon get together??? They're totally asymptote dating.
by ohbb April 22, 2009
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Asiaphile

A non-Asian person who has an identity crisis and thinks he/she is Asian. Or a non-Asian person who really wishes he/she is an asian. Typically watches anime and hong kong movies, listens to K,J,C-Pop, and tries to get Asian friends. Usually tries to learn an Asian language as well.
Look there is another asiaphile wearing his Dragonball Z t-shirt that he never washes. That guy is trying to score with those ugly, fobby Japanese chicks by asking them to teach him Japanese in exchange for him teaching them English.
by anon June 12, 2003
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Asymptoting

In mathematics, an asymptote is a line that continually approaches a given curve but does not meet it at any finite distance. In other words, though it curves towards zero, it approaches it indefinitely and never actually reaches it.

Asymptoting describes the phenomenon in which despite the regular passage of time, your relative perception of time appears to slow as you get closer to an event, date, time, etc. Because the line never reaches zero, but travels towards it for infinity, you too feel as if you will infinitely travel towards something that you will never reach. Much like the phenomenon of running towards a door in a dream, but never quite reaching it even though you are covering ground.
Rocko couldn't believe his luck! He had just won an all-expenses paid trip to visit Paris, where he could finally meet the girl of his dreams, Claudette! The only problem was that the trip was a whole month away! Poor Rocko. He was so excited to go, that one month felt like six. Time dragged on. Rocko was asymptoting. HARD.

"Why is this year asymptoting?!" Filburt lamented. "I can't wait for it to be over! Oh fishsticks!"

Heffer hated weekly team meetings at the Chokey Chicken. "I'm getting hungry!" Heffer thought to himself. "Surely thirty minutes must have passed." He looked at the clock. To his dismay, only six minutes had gone by. Heffer heard his stomach growl. "Even my stomach is asymptoting!" he thought.

Ed Bighead dutifully went to work every day, dreaming of a day in which he could finally get "the big office." In his younger days, Ed felt a sense of accomplishment with his work at Conglom-O. But now that Ed was pushing 55, he instead felt himself asymptoting; working endlessly towards a goal he would never meet.

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by Justine the Christmas Elf November 18, 2019
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Kick Asymptotes

To overcome limitations, To overcome a challenge, to find meaning and purpose in life, To do anything "geo" (domenico's definition), To transcend into infinity, etc...
Anyone can kick asymptotes if they don't give up and work hard.
by Anonymous27182818 September 18, 2016
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Falling aslimp

Falling asleep simping to an egirl.
I was totally falling aslimp yesterday watching Pokimane.
by TurkishJakob2017 June 2, 2020
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Matty’s a simp

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man
Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp
by MacedonianT March 17, 2020
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