The Architects

This really cool band that toured for a while with My Chemical Romance. They have a bit of a Who influence, a bit more of a Clash influence, another bit more of an AC/DC influence, and a massive Green Day influence. (They're better than all the bands that influenced them.)

MCR Fan 1: Did you see MCR? Man, I can't believe they had the Architects and Neon Trees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MCR Fan 2: No. I saw the Architects, and they were epic, but then they had some shitty band called Thursday.

by Thatguy248 July 27, 2011

Architecture

Art and science collaborated in order to make structures that last for decades.

Architect: Daaaaaym, look at that! That is one fine lookin' architecture right there. I'd love to get all up in there.

by BadboopBadabeep June 5, 2016

Freelance Architect

"Freelance Architect" is a synonym, in some circles, for an escort who can carry themselves well in a variety of social situations.

They market themselves as companions for the upperclass and elites of society.

They are also known for primarily seeking out their johns via online dating, Skype and MSN chat.

I was so into that gal, but then I found out she was a freelance architect!

by bigbanger December 15, 2010

Architecture student

A person who doesn't sleep at all. Regrets for choosing architecture as a career.Struggles for straight 5 painful years but still isn't appreciated enough.Underrated and also please this person has nothing to do with engineering.

Ted : hey wassup dude! You were up all night for the presentation. How was it?

Tyler: oh crap. My boss didn't even looked at me while I was presenting
Ted : oh dude I'm sorry you became Architecture student here

by thugguy.com November 23, 2021

Government Architect

The name give to someone who does not work in paid employment. They are considered lazy and unable to get a job. Usually referred to as 'Drawing the dole'.
Refer also "Government Artist".

My mate Bob is a "Government Architect".

by McSwifty January 11, 2009

Drive by Architect

A software architect that comes up with overly complex, fragile designs that look great on paper but suck to work with. The architect subsequently bails before engineering teams start working with their 'design' and find all the design flaws, poorly thought out ideas, and parts that lack any common sense so they don't need to fix any of it.

Engineer1: We're way behind schedule because this system is so complex and fragile! Who designed this crap?
Engineer2: I forget her name. She bailed right before coding started.
Engineer1: We got drive by architected!

by Slorg March 22, 2010

architext

A text message that has too much thought put into it. The overthought message has a particular focus on structure and wording

He couldn't decide how to word his message back to his friends, he was architexting.

by Bean Pancakes July 3, 2018