Arsehole to breakfast

Basically means "everywhere". Predominantly a New Zealand expression to explain the size of a messy situation.

"We made such a mess last night, there was cream from arsehole to breakfast..." said Bruce getting all highfalutin and rambunctious.

by Jesse the Dolphin Whisperer June 12, 2014

Arsehole to breakfast time

In today's language this translates as 24/7

The lads worked their bollocks off from arsehole to breakfast time to get it completed

by Properkhunt October 14, 2016

arsehole on toast

usually refers to someone who is causing or has been causing annoyance to everyone within range of them.

arsehole on toast are commonly children kicking the back of your seat on a long journey made worse by unnecessary screaming.

by nipstock December 21, 2009

arsehole raped

(v.) (Brit, Aust'l'an, Eire) To be completely thrashed.

I was arsehole raped in that game of snooker.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Arsehole Boogaloo

A rare fungal infection of the anus, most often caused by the application of plum jam. Symptoms include itching, burning, and the appearance of visible parasites whose movements give the appearance of a disco dance party going on in your ass. It is easily cured with antibiotics.

After last weekend's orgy, Timmy got a case of Arsehole Boogaloo so bad, you could see the party going on through his jeans.

by HappybirthdayXXX February 1, 2009

arsehole gasm

Can be used as an insult

Your such an arsehole gasm!

by Kamsylvania January 29, 2021

Arsehole Detonation

Arsehole Detonation is the act of destroying someone's asshole to such a degree, it feels like a detonation. This is usually caused by someone who is hung like a horse, or by a fist attached to abnormally large hands and forearms.

"What did you and Cyril do last night, Eduardo?"
"Arsehole detonation. The destroying of—well, you get the idea."

by yellowblackgiraffe July 18, 2025