Octavio Armando Mercado

A young ugly kid usually talk and skinny, has a nice haircut and is a fuckboii and plays soccer appears to be very good at it too

You see him that's a oam(Octavio Armando Mercado)

by Nene Mercado June 19, 2016

Strenuous Armando

n. A sexual act in which a male and female are engaged in 69 (mutual concurrent oral sex), with the male on top. Just as he is about the climax, the male arches his back, positioning his rectum above the forehead of the female. He then proceeds to ejaculate in her mouth and defecate on her forehead at the same time.

Remember that chick i met at the bar? I pulled a Strenuous Armando on her and made quite a mess.

by vampirekilla October 20, 2008

Armando

Midget, Plays Fortnite all day, Says he a "pro" but in reality hes garbage , gets yelled at by his poppa all the time for not leaving his house, He's probably Homeless/ Poor, Asks for money all the time, Claims to be a blood but he ain't.

Aye look it's Armando asking for money near that Walmart

by Mikeys🦋 February 28, 2020

armando

a big hairy dick and or douche bag

nufff said

"that kid is such an armando!"

by hottienextdoorrrr June 18, 2009

Armando

One who promises to attend an event or show up on time, only to call 5 minutes before hand to cancel because he/she is "chilling" or "marinating." Also a person who invites you to lunch, then ask you to "spot" him or her. Armandos are also known as a flakes.

John was invited to the wedding 6 months ago, but he just called and pulled an Armando.

I got the armando at lunch today.

by Farouk August 4, 2006

Armando

A mexican kid with a micro penis that lives off of hot pockets that is attracted to giraffes.In his free time he humps them and He gets called a lil nigger and hangs out with a kid named Josh

Armando Humped a giraffe again!
Armando ate all the Hot pockets

by Kuwalski February 23, 2019

Armando

A gay lil nigger faggot who hangs out with his friend who’s name is usually alanso get friend zoned most of the time when he finds someone he likes

Dang Armando got friend zoned again!

by Cola123 November 4, 2018