I apologize for all my shortcomings

The Gentlemen way of saying

"Sorry, I don't think or act like an asshole like yourself"

"I just don't understand how you can vote for Sanders!" Said the Republican

"I apologize for all my shortcomings." Replied the Millenial

by Nice cup of me September 24, 2016

Will K's Apoligizzle

If you ever read any of Will K's definitions that offend gays, blacks, jews (i am jewish), catholics, retards, etc., he wants you to know that he's sorry and he means nothing: it's just odd things that go through his derranged little mind.

Black, Jewish, Gay Man: Man, I was so fuckin pissed at that guy Will K's defs. until i read Will K's Apoligizzle.
Catholic, Retard: Huh? Why he piss off you?

by Will K. February 22, 2005

I apologize

So you’re just going to ignore me now?

It’s hard when you are so awake. I know what all of you people are thinking and why.

I apologize

by Evilous Dark Power January 7, 2021

moronic dickhead who apologizes

often someone who gets drunk and trys to make somone feel better but being the drunk retard that they are they screw things up worse than they are

harrison was a moronic dickhead who needs to apologize on friday

by Diana Devoe October 26, 2004

Apologize to Furries Day

On November 28th you apologize to all the furries you beat up on November 27th, recognized as "Beat a Furry Day."

Man, I'm gonna have to apologize to all the Furries I beat tomorrow during Apologize to Furries Day

by Glawowow November 27, 2021

Apolojizzing

When a man has an organ too early and says "I'm sorry" simultaneously.

Ryan is awful in bed, he's apolojizzing to me every night now.

by Dafante March 23, 2017

Apolojizzed

The art of sexual intercourse in the form of an apology aka make up sex.

1. We had a massive fight but then apolojizzed.

2. Apolojizzing is the best kind of sex.

3. That was one hell of an apolojizzing session.

by JessicaJellybean June 21, 2010