Advertising

The injection of image into an item the utility of which is too ineffectual to create a customer base.

Drivers wanted, just do it, fair and balanced, welcome to flavor country, i'm loving it.

by Louieman November 30, 2004

Advertising

The one thing we depend on, the one thing we wish to death.

Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.

by Dr. Clash October 20, 2007

Advertisements

YOU CAN'T SPELL ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SEMEN BETWEEN THE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"

Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."

Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."

by BiggThiccDiccBilly May 28, 2018

advert love

to make out with or have sex with or to give any kind of attention to a loved one, but only during the adverts of a show.

John: so I go around my girlfriend's while her parents were away, but she was watching Desperate Housewives, so all I got was advert love.

by essea January 17, 2007

advertising

when the tag on your clothing sticks out, showing the brand of the article of clothing

"Wait hun, you're advertising"

by *aShLEe* September 8, 2008

false advertising

When a girl(or a cross dressing guy) tries to show more chest than he/she really has ie. push up bras.

This guy: Woah are those 32Cs?

Me: You wish! That's false advertising

by Peter the Pervert March 8, 2011

advert music

A unique genre of music in that it only covers one group.

That group is Massive Attack.

The phrase is derived from James Morgan's belief that Massive Attack's music is only suitable for car adverts.

Put Wake Up Call on or something, but not that fucking advert music!

by morgangills November 15, 2004