animal molester

A fucked up person who rapes animals

Yeah, some animal molester just fucked my pet snake

by Deez p money June 29, 2015

Spirit Animal

In pagan religions and systems, a spirit animal or totem is meant to be a representation of the traits and skills that you are supposed to learn or have. Online, saying something or someone is your spirit animal is a statement that said person or thing is a representation of you or what you want to be.

Friend 1: "Did you see Misfits last night?"
Friend 2: "YES. Nathan Young is my spirit animal."

by Raibean December 26, 2010

posing for animal crackers

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

by Lady NY February 4, 2017

animal breeding ground

The center of a high school dance floor, where chaperones are powerless to prevent dirty dancing. A strongly derogatory euphemism. A.B.G. for short.

Hey, we're getting too close to the animal breeding ground. We'd better back off, or we might get pinball raped.

by Wowbagger October 6, 2007

animalry

The measure of combined incompetence in a group of people, usually in a video game lobby

That Among Us game was pure animalry. I can't believe Julien voted for Logan.

by Velocitron October 13, 2020

Soulless Stuffed Animal

The act of a pet ripping out all the stuffing from a stuffed animal, leaving the outside skin left behind.

Ripping open a stuffed animal to get to the squeaker inside, leaving the stuffing splattered around the now empty body.

soulless stuffed animal:
"dude what is with the soulless stuffed animal over there?"
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"I think my dog was contracted by the devil or something to rip out everything they consist of and eat there little squeaker hearts..."
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"Do you think the squeaks are stuffed animal screams..."
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"yes..."

by Stuffed Animal Gag Order December 4, 2010

Line-Animal

Soldiers that are/have been on the front lines and seen combat.

Opposite of a REMF (Rear Echelon Mother Fucker)

Those REMFs don't care about us line-animals. We can only trust ourselves.

-John Clark (Tom Clancy)

by REMF Assasin December 17, 2008