brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there

"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"

by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011

who asked?

the most unoriginal comeback in the world, but if used creatively, can be the most powerful one

bruh: asks a question out of nowere
broi: who asked?
bruh: THATS THE MOST DUMEST -
broi: but you started it and asked, so you asked, yet no one wants to hear you, so no one asked

by someone else thats not u March 1, 2021

anhedonic

to be unable to experience pleasure

anhedonic guy: this sucks
other guy: thats just because your anhedonic

by tom bensley September 4, 2007

No one asked

Quite possibly the best comback in the history of comebacks. Can be used in any situation, like when your getting bullied, just respond with this and they will immediatly shut up.

Bully: Your so dumb, no one even cares about you!
Me: No one asked
Bully: Has a brain aneurysm and dies on the spot

by Bucko January 13, 2020

Antediluvian

Before the flood
The period in the bible before the great flood or a fancy insult for the elderly.

Noa was born in the Antediluvian period

Your grandma is so old she's Antediluvian.

by Ronin X64 October 15, 2009

everybody asked

An impossible occurrence. It's simply not physically allowed by our universe. On other realities, where it is actually possible to a degree, it happens when a statement is so relevant that it is not stupid to remark the fact that everyone had a certain question

+: The fox says something similar to AAAAAAA
-: everybody asked

by IsThatParvitz April 22, 2023

me trying to find who asked

like bruh who tf asked

guy 1: i got a haircut yesterday
guy 2: me trying to find who asked

by cringe060 March 15, 2022