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Ameribrain

When someone, typically an American, is unable to interpret the world in any other way than the narrative established in American media.
"Scott called me a communist because I said I think single-payer healthcare sounds like a good idea."
"He's such an ameribrain..."
by ovidvevo January 6, 2022
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We Believe You, Captain America

A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.

After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."

The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."
Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!

You: We believe you, Captain America.
by Wesley2006 January 23, 2008
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America's butt

Mexico is America's butt if Canada is America's hat!
"Hmmm, they say that Canada is America's hat, huh?--Then Mexico has got to be America's butt!"
by truckintim87 April 1, 2009
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Literally, "America fucks its mother". Mexican expression used when someone wants Club America (A football team) to fuck off.
Que no se pierda la tradicion de decir Que chingue a su madre el America!!
by sdlgcdg:v June 26, 2016
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America Online

by RatchetBoo October 8, 2003
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Teach For America

A bunch of full of them selves corps members who ruin public schools. They think they are gracing the public school system just by showing up. They are usually really bad at what they do. Treat teaching like a popularity contest, act inappropirately with students, and make up fancyfull data to support their self serving orginization.

TFA consistently lies about their data--that is common knowledge--if this data is coming from TFA . . . don't trust it! If you want to make your data show "value-added" gains, look to TFA to learn how to fudge.
Teacher A : "Why are all my students rude, distrespectful and have no skills?"

Teacher B: "Oh,, there was a Teach for America teacher in there before you."
by taptoe January 21, 2011
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America name

A very nice person that is a joy to be around. They are probably the best person you know and are a great person overall. They are very very nice and you should value them.
by Well uh we uh wh December 17, 2019
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