Austen

Where to even begin...? Austen is a sweet and sexy guy. He knows how to sweet talk a girl. Austen has a good heart and knows how to make anyone feel better even if it may seem impossible at the time. He even says these flirty things that make you melt inside. Austen is a one of a kind person. If there is a problem, he will try his best to fix it as quickly as possible. Unfortunately, he tends to cause drama. But that doesn't mean people don't stop loving him. Even if you start to dislike him...give it up because he will make you love him without even knowing it. He can take over your dreams, you can easily have dreams with him there or about him. Austen is someone you couldn't have gone without knowing.

B-That Austen is really somethin'!

H- I know! He is such a great guy!
B- I know, I can't stop loving him even if I tried.
H- He has that affect on girls!

by brebre895 October 30, 2011

Austenlamaliciousdocious

The act of falling over a baby seal, then being hit in the head by a giraffe.

I was careful not to austenlamaliciousdocious, as the animal protection people were watching.

by tkelly September 10, 2007

Dirty Austen

Sneaking out of quarantine during a global pandemic to have unprotected sex in a national park.

I've been going stir crazy ever since the governor shut everything down, but it was nice sneaking into glacier park for a quick dirty Austen last weekend.

by PuppyJack7 April 3, 2020

asstent

A sheet or blanket that that is draped over a small metal structure covering one's bottom, While they under go a proctological examination.

Nurse have you prepped the patient and set up the asstent.

by Scissor Boy October 29, 2008

amstetten joust

A dance manouvere when you bend 1 knee and then spin 180degrees and do the same again

Hey are you coming down to joeys for an amstetten joust

by joescellar August 12, 2009

Austen Lee Tucker

A gay boy who thinks they are smart and can get girls. But in the end he is wrong. He can be very sensitive and twitches. He even might have his own sister measure his 1 incher. But in the end he is a cool friend to have.

Me: is the Austen Lee Tucker
Another person: I heard he was gay

by RebelZ06 August 24, 2021

Asten moment

An Asten moment can be any of the following: blackmail, arm-chopping, over-obsession with hugs,

A: Dang... What if I chop my whole arm off?
B: Asten moment!

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 22, 2021