Alpine Lunge

An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"

P1: Whoa did you see that?!

P2: What?

P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!

P2: Oh no! Boulders!

by campinchampion April 25, 2011

alpine studios

A roblox electric state movie creation studio, run by dozino

Player 1: hey did you hear about the new movie alpine studios released?
Player 2 : no fuck you

by alpine studios August 25, 2021

alpine overcoat

Coffin

This jobs gonna put me in a alpine overcoat!

by Brandibug January 21, 2018

Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.

Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.

by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019

Alpine glow

A word made up to impress someone to look like you know what you're talking about

"The alpine glow looks beautiful tonight"

by Acewally August 03, 2021

Alpine Slope

Verb: to give a footjob while doing a handstand and angling your feet at a 90° angle.

Hey Keira, you better give me one of those Alpine Slopes tonight!

by Papivo December 18, 2024

Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.

Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.

by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018