Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.

Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.

by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019

Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.

Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.

by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018

alpine overcoat

Coffin

This jobs gonna put me in a alpine overcoat!

by Brandibug January 21, 2018

Alpine Slope

Verb: to give a footjob while doing a handstand and angling your feet at a 90° angle.

Hey Keira, you better give me one of those Alpine Slopes tonight!

by Papivo December 18, 2024

Alpine glow

A word made up to impress someone to look like you know what you're talking about

"The alpine glow looks beautiful tonight"

by Acewally August 2, 2021

Alpine butterfly

A sex position where two people do the splits, front to front, wearing only a bobbly hat and shag.

I did the Alpine butterfly with my girl last night

by Cdoooooog October 10, 2022

Alpine Valley

Alpine Valley is well known for its fabulous snow covered mountain skiing. So we refer to it when speaking over the phone about snorting cocaine.

Meet us at Tims house we going skiing at Alpine Valley! Bring the beer!

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago Tommy74 May 29, 2018