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Alpine Snowball

The act of a male ejaculating on a female's chest, then scooping it up into his mouth, proceeding to put it in her mouth. Resulting in a swallowing of the transfered cum.
Carolynn got Alpine Snowballed last night, and it wasn't even snowing.
by Jim Bob Sue October 27, 2009
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Alpine Snowboot

The act of a male ejaculating on whatever footwear he is currently wearing and then kicking a woman in the face with said footwear
Sue: Did you see Betty's face?
Derek: Yeah, Jake gave her and alpine snowboot last night.
by Prof. McJavier October 30, 2011
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Alpine, California

a small ass town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in san diego. if you're coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol
Sarah: Where do you live?

Jake: Alpine, California!

Sarah: Oh, so you live on a ranch?
by Poopieforlyfe9876543 November 7, 2012
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Alphanesse Oblige

Alphanesse Oblige is a french phrase that literally means "alpha male obliges". It denotes the social responsibility that alpha males have towards beta, omega and other lesser males.

Privilege here means the innate good looks and good character that alpha males possess, and which they use to attract a disproportionate number of women. With this privilege, then, comes responsibility to lesser men , alphanese oblige.
"Harry, why don't you take all those gills home tonight?"

"I could, but then there wouldn't be any girls for the other guys"

"oh right, that's the alphanesse oblige thing"
by SirJoey September 20, 2014
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Alpine nut cake

When you actually read a comment and get tricked into checking urban dictionary
Son you just got alpine nut caked
by Briggysmalls December 9, 2020
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Alphie

Alphie is an amazing dog who LOVES Spaghetti, and bosses his owner all the time, and loves to poop and pee in the room of his owner.
Alphie is a boy PRINCESS.
by TRB1 December 9, 2018
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alpine

when you sit in a chair warmed by the ass of another individual
Shit dude! Who was just sitting here? Alpiney af!
by lilbski January 31, 2018
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