bob the alpaca

a god of all destruction, he cannot be stopped

we must pray to bob the alpaca

yes

by BiG pRo_ December 15, 2021

alpaca finger

Slang for vagina

Man that alpaca finger was tight af

by Phetkittty June 5, 2016

shave the alpacas

An alpaca shaver was having an affair with the alpaca owner. Since the guy was married she deviced a code for telling people she was sleeping with the guy. She will say" I was shaving his alpacas last night" code for the hairdresser playing with the old dude's balls!

Yeah, I was shaving his alpacas last night!affairbootyshaving alpaca playing with an old dude's balls- shave the alpacas girl

by OA-arizona March 10, 2017

Simple Alpaca

A very strange YouTube channel that uploads tech videos literally every day, 24/7 non-stop. Most of the videos are repetitive and deal with the same theme, such as "{insert old phone here} in {insert current year here}, still worth buying?"

Does a mix of both iPhone and Android videos, but has an obvious Apple bias (he literally called the Pixel 4 an iPhone once). No one knows for sure what drives him to upload such a large volume of videos non-stop, all we know is that he loves us.

Typical videos from Simple Alpaca:
-iOS 16 on iPhone 8!
-iOS 16 on iPhone X!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XR!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS!
-iOS 16 on iPhone XS Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 11 Pro Max!
-iOS 16 on iPhone 12!
-iPhone 5 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 5S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6 Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 6S Plus in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
-iPhone 7 in 2022! Still Worth Buying?
(you get the idea)

Me: *looks at Simple Alpaca's upload history*
Also me: Damn this mans is such a hustler

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 7, 2022

Quiet Alpaca

Ushy bushy in my pussy

Quickly do quiet alpaca

by Shawtybae1212 May 1, 2021

alpaca farm

The fucking alpaca farm where i can alpaca this dick in yo ass

Gonna take a bitch to the alpaca farm.

by plumpuding mastet April 21, 2015

Alpaca Buddy

A friend you wish you never had. They are terrible people, and you wish they would die a horrible death. You could watch this person die with no regrets except for the friendship you temporarily shared.

That bastard is my alpaca buddy. I hope he dies. I wouldn't care.

by Alpaca_Guy July 7, 2014